<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4669703786041262160</id><updated>2012-01-27T07:35:39.327-02:00</updated><category term='Humor'/><category term='Lista'/><category term='Contato'/><category term='Parceria'/><category term='Imagens'/><title type='text'>QBQ - Quero uma bola quadrada!</title><subtitle type='html'>Muito humor, tudo reunido em Piadas, vídeos, charges,tirinhas,imagens engraçadas e muito mais!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qbq3.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4669703786041262160/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qbq3.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Philipe Satheler</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>5</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4669703786041262160.post-3162149011643809103</id><published>2009-08-06T22:17:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2009-08-06T22:17:20.480-03:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4669703786041262160-3162149011643809103?l=qbq3.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qbq3.blogspot.com/feeds/3162149011643809103/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://qbq3.blogspot.com/2009/08/blog-post.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4669703786041262160/posts/default/3162149011643809103'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4669703786041262160/posts/default/3162149011643809103'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qbq3.blogspot.com/2009/08/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Philipe Satheler</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4669703786041262160.post-5166080679856429376</id><published>2009-08-02T14:52:00.009-03:00</published><updated>2009-08-02T15:44:07.702-03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lista'/><title type='text'>As 50 maiores mentiras do mundo</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;Como existem pessoas mentirosas no planeta terra! Leia essa lista com as 50 maiores mentiras que todo mundo conta, aposto que você ja falou alguma dessas ai! Eu vi esa lista no blog &lt;a href="http://bananadae10.blogspot.com/"&gt;Bananada é 10&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365437193314519362" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; width: 250px; height: 274px; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jG1b7y5Xi8o/SnXcszQuSUI/AAAAAAAABTQ/cqWmUs5H330/s400/mentira2.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;01 –&lt;/strong&gt; Satisfação garantida ou seu dinheiro de volta.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;02 –&lt;/strong&gt; Não nos procure, nós o procuraremos!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;03 –&lt;/strong&gt; Pode deixar que eu te ligo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;04 –&lt;/strong&gt; Puxa, como você emagreceu!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;05 –&lt;/strong&gt; Fique tranquilo, vai dar tudo certo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;06 –&lt;/strong&gt; Quinta-feira, sem falta, o seu carro vai estar pronto.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;07 –&lt;/strong&gt; Pague a minha parte que depois eu acerto contigo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;08 –&lt;/strong&gt; Eu só bebo socialmente.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;09 –&lt;/strong&gt; Isso é para o seu próprio bem…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;10 –&lt;/strong&gt; Eu estava passando por aqui e resolvi subir.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;11 –&lt;/strong&gt; Estou te vendendo a preço de custo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;12 –&lt;/strong&gt; Não vou contar pra ninguém.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;13 –&lt;/strong&gt; Não é pelo dinheiro, é uma questão de princípios.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;14 –&lt;/strong&gt; Somos apenas bons amigos…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;15 –&lt;/strong&gt; Que lindo é o seu bebê.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;16 –&lt;/strong&gt; Pode contar comigo!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;17 –&lt;/strong&gt; Você está cada vez mais jovem.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;18 –&lt;/strong&gt; Eu nem reparei que você usava peruca…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;19 –&lt;/strong&gt; Nunca broxei antes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;20 –&lt;/strong&gt; Você foi a melhor transa que eu já tive!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;21 –&lt;/strong&gt; Não contém aditivos químicos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;22 –&lt;/strong&gt; Estou sem troco, leve um chiclete.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;23 –&lt;/strong&gt; Obrigado pelo presente, era exatamente o que eu estava precisando….&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;24 –&lt;/strong&gt; Não se preocupe, essa roupa não vai encolher.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;25 –&lt;/strong&gt; Não se preocupe, essa roupa vai lassear.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;26 –&lt;/strong&gt; Essa roupa é a sua cara!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;27 –&lt;/strong&gt; Eu não pude evitar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;28 –&lt;/strong&gt; Tudo o que é meu, é seu.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;29 –&lt;/strong&gt; A inflação vai cair.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;30 –&lt;/strong&gt; Eu não sou candidato.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;31 –&lt;/strong&gt; Começo a dieta na segunda…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;32 –&lt;/strong&gt; O trabalho engrandece o homem!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;33 –&lt;/strong&gt; Isso nunca aconteceu comigo…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;34 –&lt;/strong&gt; Isto vai doer mais em mim do que em você.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;35 –&lt;/strong&gt; Dinheiro não traz felicidade.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;36 –&lt;/strong&gt; Você sempre foi a única!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;37 –&lt;/strong&gt; Pode ir que vou depois.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;38 –&lt;/strong&gt; Eu nem estava olhando…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;39 –&lt;/strong&gt; Que bom que você já arrumou outra, estou feliz.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;40 –&lt;/strong&gt; A amizade é o que importa.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;41 –&lt;/strong&gt; Juro que não estava sabendo!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;42 –&lt;/strong&gt; Não fui eu que contei. &lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365437446859469266" style="margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; float: right; width: 150px; height: 130px;" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jG1b7y5Xi8o/SnXc7jyjMdI/AAAAAAAABTY/ecCCZEnMeWI/s400/lista.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;43 –&lt;/strong&gt; Está perfeito!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;44 –&lt;/strong&gt; Esse carro nunca foi batido, só fica na garagem…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;45 –&lt;/strong&gt; Cuidado que sou do jiu-jitsu!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;46 –&lt;/strong&gt; Eu liguei, mas ninguém atendeu…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;47 –&lt;/strong&gt; Beleza e dinheiro não importam, e sim estar feliz.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;48 –&lt;/strong&gt; Ela era virgem quando a conheci.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;49 –&lt;/strong&gt; Nunca te traí!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;50 –&lt;/strong&gt; Essas mentiras acima, nunca falei… &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4669703786041262160-5166080679856429376?l=qbq3.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qbq3.blogspot.com/feeds/5166080679856429376/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://qbq3.blogspot.com/2009/08/as-50-maiores-mentiras-do-mundo.html#comment-form' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4669703786041262160/posts/default/5166080679856429376'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4669703786041262160/posts/default/5166080679856429376'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qbq3.blogspot.com/2009/08/as-50-maiores-mentiras-do-mundo.html' title='As 50 maiores mentiras do mundo'/><author><name>Philipe Satheler</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jG1b7y5Xi8o/SnXcszQuSUI/AAAAAAAABTQ/cqWmUs5H330/s72-c/mentira2.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4669703786041262160.post-6130753345935775048</id><published>2009-07-27T11:26:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2009-07-27T19:11:43.461-03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Imagens'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Carona, Pense duas vezes antes de aceitar!</title><content type='html'>&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 329px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jG1b7y5Xi8o/Sm29Q5CvSaI/AAAAAAAABOo/KJIV7N2pH0U/s400/carona.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363150829155994018" border="0" /&gt;É... tem gente que sai pegando carona com qualquer um, acaba sofrendo as consequências! kkkkkk Essa imagem retrata bem isso xD!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 130px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jG1b7y5Xi8o/Sm3TAVdvK6I/AAAAAAAABO4/1a8axAMZGz4/s320/loira.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363174733983460258" border="0" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4669703786041262160-6130753345935775048?l=qbq3.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qbq3.blogspot.com/feeds/6130753345935775048/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://qbq3.blogspot.com/2009/07/carona-pense-duas-vezes-antes-de.html#comment-form' title='8 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4669703786041262160/posts/default/6130753345935775048'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4669703786041262160/posts/default/6130753345935775048'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qbq3.blogspot.com/2009/07/carona-pense-duas-vezes-antes-de.html' title='Carona, Pense duas vezes antes de aceitar!'/><author><name>Philipe Satheler</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jG1b7y5Xi8o/Sm29Q5CvSaI/AAAAAAAABOo/KJIV7N2pH0U/s72-c/carona.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4669703786041262160.post-8812454136637737775</id><published>2009-07-26T21:34:00.001-03:00</published><updated>2009-07-27T18:46:12.487-03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Parceria'/><title type='text'>Política de Parceria</title><content type='html'>&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 163px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jG1b7y5Xi8o/SmzGX9QOFAI/AAAAAAAABLM/nEhaJVtr50s/s320/parceria.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5362879371173303298" border="0" /&gt;A QBQ, é bem rígida em relação a parceiros. &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Só ficaram como &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;banners&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; no blog, os &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;5 parceiros que enviarem mais visitas&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt; Nos olharemos pelo Google Analystcs, não adianta você pedir para ver as estatísticas pois só eu tenho acesso a elas. &lt;span&gt;O resto dos parceiros permaneceram em links&lt;/span&gt;. &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Novos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;parceiros&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; tem direito a &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;bann&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;er por no máximo 7 dias&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Observações:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Não aceitaremos pedidos de parcerias de rádios.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Se você ficar com o seu blog/site sem actualização (postagens) por 3 meses, sem aviso, seu link (ou banner) será removido por motivo de abandono do site/blog.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_jG1b7y5Xi8o/Sm4e5Ni7v2I/AAAAAAAABQ4/bUoFWyJowZU/banner.gif" vspace="5" hspace="2" width="120" height="60" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;textarea cols="10" name="textarea1" onfocus="this.select()" onmouseover="this.focus()" rows="3" style="border: 1px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: white; font-family: verdana; font-size: 8pt;"&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" title="Quero uma bola quadrada!" href="http://www.qbq.6te.net/"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_jG1b7y5Xi8o/Sm4e5Ni7v2I/AAAAAAAABQ4/bUoFWyJowZU/banner.gif" border="0" width="120" height="60" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/textarea&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_jG1b7y5Xi8o/Sm4MZnTG6EI/AAAAAAAABQE/2tyBCdOQ7mg/logo.jpg" vspace="5" hspace="2" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;textarea cols="10" name="textarea1" onfocus="this.select()" onmouseover="this.focus()" rows="3" style="border: 1px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: white; font-family: verdana; font-size: 8pt;"&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" title="Quero uma bola quadrada!" href="http://www.qbq.6te.net/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_jG1b7y5Xi8o/Sm4MZnTG6EI/AAAAAAAABQE/2tyBCdOQ7mg/logo.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/textarea&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4669703786041262160-8812454136637737775?l=qbq3.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qbq3.blogspot.com/feeds/8812454136637737775/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://qbq3.blogspot.com/2009/07/politica-de-parceria.html#comment-form' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4669703786041262160/posts/default/8812454136637737775'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4669703786041262160/posts/default/8812454136637737775'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qbq3.blogspot.com/2009/07/politica-de-parceria.html' title='Política de Parceria'/><author><name>Philipe Satheler</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jG1b7y5Xi8o/SmzGX9QOFAI/AAAAAAAABLM/nEhaJVtr50s/s72-c/parceria.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4669703786041262160.post-1897847525496395561</id><published>2009-07-26T21:33:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2009-07-27T15:53:36.916-03:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Contato'/><title type='text'>Contato</title><content type='html'>&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; 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É muito fácil!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Envie suas sugestões, faça suas reclamações, critique o blog e as postagens, envie imagens engraçadas, textos de comédia, piadas e outras coisas que você tiver ai guardado em seu computador! Avaliarei e se eu gostar, postarei aqui no blog!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Envie um e-mail para: &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;psatheler@gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Se quiser me adicione no msn: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;borus-gv@hotmail.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4669703786041262160-1897847525496395561?l=qbq3.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://qbq3.blogspot.com/feeds/1897847525496395561/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://qbq3.blogspot.com/2009/07/contato.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4669703786041262160/posts/default/1897847525496395561'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4669703786041262160/posts/default/1897847525496395561'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://qbq3.blogspot.com/2009/07/contato.html' title='Contato'/><author><name>Philipe Satheler</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jG1b7y5Xi8o/SmyQdYX-A6I/AAAAAAAABLE/MsbfqW5VRsM/s72-c/contato.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
